Tuesday, April 26, 2005

i wish there was a quick cure for temporary deafness

2 o'clock in the am.
so very, very tired.
one exam down, 2 to go.
next exam in 11 hours.
ears won't stop ringing.
listened to a 2 hour set by the tea party.
head 3 feet from speakers.
body front row, 2 feet from stage.
i think my ears want to bleed.
their bass player is amazing. i want to be like him.
i also saw project orange (accent on the orange), a band fro quebec that is apparently climbing the much music charts.
broke my 5 year, never gone to cowboys spree. to add insult to injury i had to stand in line out side of it.
on the plus side i was frisked by a pretty girl with very little on. (bar wench that was manning the metal detector)
time to sleep.
please...let the ringing stop.

Friday, April 22, 2005

what the fuck is wrong with people?!?

why the fuck do people ask my opinion and advice about computers and then not take heed of it??!?!
SERIOUSLY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

what a waste of my fucking time...

what NOT to do at a redlight

So just a friendly warning to you all: Don't run a red light if a cop is sitting there stopped at it.
As I was driving home from work last night the light changed while I was still quite a way, but I didn't stop. It was a mixture of not caring, being lazy and not wanting to stop, and not really paying attention. That is until I went through the light and looked over to see a police car stopped at the light facing the other direction.
So yeah, he pulled me over, asked my why I ran it to which i replied that I wasn't paying attention. He took my license, presumably looked me up on the computer, and came back and let me go with a warning, telling me he saved me $287 (the fine for running a red)
That's right, I ran a red light in front of a cop, told him the reason was because I wasn't paying attention, and he let me off with a warning. I guess he was feeling nice, and because my record is clean I got off. How friggin awesome is that?!? Someone was looking over me last night.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

good ol' classic rock station

Sunday nights at 11, Q-107, the classic rock station, plays a show called "Legends of Classic Rock." This past Sunday they had a "Beginners Guide to REM." It was awesome.

what kind of crack were the cardinals smoking?

He's 78. Life expectancy for males in the US in 2001 was 77. Given that he's European, and it is not 25, life expectancy is probably 78 or 79. Which means he's already there. Why would you elect someone to become pope when they are at the end of their life? What a waste of time and money and people's emotions. There is just going to be another massive funeral that costs massive amounts of money in the next few years. Seriously...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
He is the oldest elected since Clement XII, who was chosen in 1730 at 78, but was only 3 months older.
Benedict the 16th? Come on now... What kind of a weak ass name is that? Who wants to be the 16th? Why couldn't they have chosen a younger, more dynamic dude to be pope? He would have chosen a better name too.
And to top it off he's an ex-nazi. He's says he was "forced" to become a Nazi. No young man, growing up in war times is "forced" to be part of the war. They want to be part of it. They long for it. What a load of bullshit.
Fuck this is dumb....what a fucking waste...

Saturday, April 16, 2005

did you know...

did you know that tattooing was just recently leaglized in South Carolina? I didn't even know tattooing was illegal anywhere. I need to check into this more as it is kinda interesting.
Just some interesting trivia...

Friday, April 15, 2005

so late...or early

it is 3:14am and i'm finally going to bed. our final report is as good as it is going to get. final proofreading and printing and binding in the morning. thank you God it is over.
mostly.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Irish Wristwatch

Say "Irish Wristwatch" out loud.
Let me know what you think.