I'm Peter Jackson

I'm Peter Jackson. I'm King of the World. I make movies that are a million times longer than they need to be. Why? Because I'm Peter Jackson. You will sit there and watch 3 hour plus movies. You will sit there and you will watch. You will watch it until the very end. You will sit there and endure the obscenly long landscape shots, and the extended long boring ass diologe that adds nothing to the story, and all the extra bullshit that movie company's shell out big bucks for, and you will pay through the nose for all of this. Why? Because I'm Peter Jackson.
(Sorry, I just finished watching King Kong, the 3 hour and 15 minute movie that could have been done in just over an hour. Fuck I hate that guy.)